WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
the only valentines present i will accept
only on tumblr would over 565,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.
11:18 pm, Campus Center (Mail Room), Case 1301-1465-OF
Assist Citizen: An officer was dispatched for a report of a student who had accidently locked herself in the bin that her friend had opened to retrieve a package. Dispatch contacted the assistant manager who was able to free her.